image of a pixelated and simply shaded scarlet rose flower sat atop a darker red crystal. Dark green leaves surround the gem in a 'v' shape so as to hide its bottom. In the background is a light green egg-shaped blob implied to be a spiraling stem, and behind it is a yellow-orange light radiating from the rose head that loses saturation as it furthers from the rose, and creates a cornerless square, separating it as the logo from writing on the right of it. On the right, there are the letters 'D' 'u' 'm', and 'p' arranged in a square. They are colored in a backwards gradient from the 'p,' which takes the light orange colour of the main text below, to the 'd,' which is a ghostly yellow. The rose logo and letters have a purple background which matches the background colour of the rest of the website

Hi-up, I'm Toldrone, or Toldy for short! That's not actually my name though (I know, big surprise), but who cares?

Here's a bunch of random made-up questions with real answers!

My cat Binx, a brownish-grey mackerel tabby with darker grey vertical stripes, laying on an office chair with his back bent so as to make the shape of a capital 'A'
Binx stealing my chair (no I don't know why he's so angular in this image)
My cat Peef, a brownish-grey classic tabby with large black round stripes, laying in a grey cat tower in a weird position that presents his chest and face to the camera
Peef being adorable as always
My cat Peef with his eyes closed laying in my bed. The image is only of his face
Peef once again being adorable, but while also laying in my bed
My cat Zen, a white and black tuxedo cat, sitting on a carpet looking backwards at the camera. He seems keen on leaving the room
Zen being Zen (he's probably more afraid than he looks)